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Realignment (Reprise)

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

About a millisecond after I hit the ‘Publish’ button for my last post, I knew — just knew — I was making a big mistake. One does not make lofty boasts or thumb one’s snot-filled nose at the Fates and not expect to receive grim retribution…

Doing three fairly lengthy and involved hand-drawn animations at the same time as a four-part bee movie, along with all the other Real Life endeavours that constantly spring up, ain’t such a good idea after all. Seriously, I have a rough enough time seeing one movie through from script to final reel. And since each segment of the bee movie is a whole film project in and of itself, the entire thing actually counts as four movies. Four plus three equals… whoa…

Yeah. Not too smart…

So, instead of merrily bebopping along to my certain doom, I’ve reshuffled some things, moving the bee film to the front — and only — spot in the line. It’s only fair – three of the last four films I’ve worked on have been hand-drawn, so it’s time I got back into the CG swing of things, so to speak. Meanwhile, the other projects get dumped back into purgatory yet again. Sucks, but what can I do?

I’m going to start drawing up a pre-production to-do list for the bee movie project this week. I’m pretty sure I’ll be spending all of March and April doing scripts, storyboards, and animatics reels. If I vanish for extended periods of time, you can safely assume my nose is buried in a sketchpad or spiral notebook with smokin’-hot pencils scratching away. That, or I’m glued to the Wii trying to find new and creative ways to kill Mario in Super Mario Galaxy. Either one’s cool with me…

Scary Monster Vs Lucky Frog Update #6: Back from Purgatory

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Saturday night I sat down at the computer and began to sift through the charred bonepile of Scary Monster Vs Lucky Frog. Quite the mess, actually. Fortunately, I’m a firm believer in the power of duct tape, and I’m hopeful a few rolls of the magic elixar can Frankenstein it all back together…

Why now? The radiation levels have died down enough that I can approach this project without breaking into a cold sweat or spontaneously growing an extra appendage*. It’s not so much a case of time-heals-old-wounds, as it is my aggravation towards it is outweighed by my profound dislike of unfinished business.** You can also thank Three-eyed Larry for progressing in a spectacularly smooth and uncrappy manner. I always feel magnanimous when my movie projects avoid stinking up the litter box…

That all said, this jerkoff only gets promoted to “Saturday night” status, which is two rungs up the ladder from the lowest depths of Hell. “Saturday night” status means I only work on it — surprise, surprise — on Saturday night, after everyone has gone to bed and there are no more college football games or anime shows on Cartoon Network worth watching. Prime time projects like Larry get my love and affection during the work week; this bastard stepson has to win a knife fight with Checkbook Balancing before I’ll give it the time of day. It’s still on my ‘list’, and my list is not a place it wants to be…

When last I left it, most of the inking had been finished. There are still a few backgrounds that need inking and the whole mess needs color. I may do something different for the coloring phase, something experimental, or I might say screw it and do it like I’ve done before. Depends on how badly it pisses me off between now and Christmas…

*Actually, growing a couple of tentacles would be cool, but they’d be hard to fit for winter gloves…

**Are you kidding? I have guitar riffs and song ideas from 1991 I’m still holding out hope I’ll finish someday! I just can’t let things go…

Scary Monster Vs Lucky Frog Update #5: Spinning down…

Monday, August 18th, 2008

One of the Muses flew past my house last night. I briefly got her attention and explained my problem, but all she did was shrug her shoulders and dance merrily away through the night. I hope it was too dark for her to see the rude gesture I gave her as she departed…

This post could get long winded, so fill up your coffee mug and get a good comfy seat. And try not to let your snoring disturb the others around you, ‘kay? Thanks…

First of all, to those of you who have commented publicly and thru private email: thanks for the support. I mean that. I’ve received sage advice from people who have been in similar straits, and it’s always good to get that kind of perspective, especially if it can prevent me from doing something incredibly stupid. Thanks again. Keep the love coming… :)

Secondly, Lucky Frog’s status. Hmmmm, what’s a good word to describe it? In limbo? Consigned to purgatory? Neither living nor dead, like the Nazgul in Lord of the Rings? Well… let’s just say it’s been moved to the inactive injured-reserve list. It’s not being dropped, and it won’t be traded, but it can’t take the field until the team doctors give us the thumbs-up…

Oh, come on, it’s not a bad thing. The robot movie and Evolution have both spent time in cryogenic freeze, and are currently enjoying revitalized returns to production. I’ve never moved a film that’s been this far through the production cycle to the list, though, so it’ll be interesting to see how it goes…

Lucky Frog’s primary sin has been the criminally-inefficient way in which it’s being created relative to its perceived worth. Confused? Let’s look at it this way: if my movies were drinks, Break Time would be a glass of champagne, easily worth the seven months it took to create. Lucky Frog, on the other hand, would be a Dixie cup of tap water with a couple of ice cubes. Maybe a lemon wedge. That’s it. It’s already chewed up six months, with at least three more left. It’s a cute little idea, but it’s not worth nine months of work…

What to do, what to do…

Hand-drawn animation still is, and will always be, a labor-intensive process, and to be successful at it, one has to be murderously efficient with one’s time and tools. I’ll readily admit I haven’t been doing a very good job at that, going out of my way at times to turn it into a bigger pain in the ass than it rightfully ought to be. So, to make things better I need to fix the broken process…

Sitting patiently in the wings are two Three-eyed Larry shorts. They’re both pretty straight-forward, single-shot films with a minimum number of moving parts and actors – the perfect prototypes of what I wanted to do with hand-drawn anis in the first place. If I can get a process hammered out and tested with these two guys, I can use it to resurrect Lucky Frog and get it finished up right. The new process might not involve Painter, or it might involve markers and Post-it notes. I don’t know yet. I’ve hinted at some things, but I won’t know for sure until I actually go out and do it. No matter what happens, though, Scary Monster Vs Lucky Frog will be back, better than ever, and the lessons I learn will help future hand-drawn movies see the light of day with less stress and distress. That’s my goal, and I’m sticking to it…

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have battle plans to draw up. Have a GREAT day… :D